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The Hamm's Car Loon Slide attraction as seen from the top of Grand Canyon
Hamm's Car Loon Slide
September 21, 1961
Avg. queue length:
The Hamm's Car Loon Slide line is like a skulk through a real-life Loontown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Benny the Cow, and when you drive you can slide them by spinning the wheel.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient character photo garden.
Policies and Warnings
- Explosions may be too unsettling for retirees.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from cardiac, romantic, tongue, intestinal, finger, or lycanthropic complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's massive queue.
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