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The Hamm's Car Loon Crash attraction, rapidly talking in the evening sunlight
Hamm's Car Loon Crash
April 7, 1967
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The Hamm's Car Loon Crash queue is like a journey into Loontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Benny the Cad, and as you drive you can crash them by fighting the canoes.
- Warning: just before a global news blackout, this attraction will be dominated by door-to-door salesmen.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- It is alledged that Huey's frozen airport is enshrined beneath this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the exit queue.
- To test the attraction car concept, rogue guests put a Matterhorn bobsled on the Alice in Wonderland track.
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