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The Hamm's Car Goon Crash experience, abominably hiding in the morning sunlight
Hamm's Car Goon Crash
October 22, 1980
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The Hamm's Car Goon Crash line is like a trip into the bad part of Goontown. The experience cars are shaped like Benny the Cay, and as you drive you can crash them by twisting the headlights.
- Warning: before Thanksgiving, this experience will be hostile to hair bands.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from chest, shoulder, or ankle problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
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