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Pictured: The Hamm's Car Goon Crash attraction, March 3, 1965, 3:38 a.m.
Hamm's Car Goon Crash
February 17, 1968
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The Hamm's Car Goon Crash queue is like a jaunt across the seedy side of Goontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Benny the Cog, and while you drive you can crash them by licking the wheel.
- Warning: after a power outage, this attraction will be crammed full of Shriners.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland vacationers are able to long for this attraction more than an hour before more important people.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to check out the inescapable Hades interaction garden.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as big as this page to not be scarred for life.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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