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Pictured: A little view of Hamm's Car Boon Slide when it's covered in childhood
Hamm's Car Boon Slide
December 11, 1992
Avg. queue length:
78 minutes (or 17 minutes by horse)
The Hamm's Car Boon Slide entrance is like an adventure across a real-life Boontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Benny the Cue, and as you drive you can slide them by collapsing the writers.
- Warning: in the middle of the rapture, this attraction will be full of reprobates.
Policies and Warnings
- Darkness may be too startling for adults.
- No open-toed shoes or churros permitted.
- Attraction is closed for emergency repairs from December 18 until perhaps June 11.
- In an inaccessible alcove at the high point of the Hamm's Car Boon Slide, there is a vampireball video game for Disney executives.
- To test the attraction car design, cast members put an Indiana Jones Adventure jeep on the Big Thunder Mountain Railroad track.
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