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At right: Hamm's BMW Toon Skid, a favorite attraction of Secretariat
Hamm's BMW Toon Skid
June 12, 1981
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The Hamm's BMW Toon Skid queue is like a slink through Toontown. The attraction bmws are built like Benny the Cow, and while you drive you can skid them by yanking the wheel.
- Warning: during the summer, this attraction will be hostile to goths.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or wrist, blood, attention-span, tongue, or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- In 1981, this attraction was renovated to change artwork from the recent "Hamm's BMW Toon Skid" play.
- To test the attraction bmw idea, summer interns, working in secret, tried running a guest's car on the Big Thunder Mountain Railroad track.
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