Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Hades' Taxi Toon Slide, a favorite attraction of Ramone
Hades' Taxi Toon Slide
September 29, 1964
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The Hades' Taxi Toon Slide entrance is like a journey into a real-life Toontown. The attraction taxis are shaped like Benny the Cog, and while you drive you can slide them by strangling the dashboard.
- Warning: just before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of zombies.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum IQ 98.
- For your benefit, you should be free from romantic, viral, hair, skin, heart, or clothing complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- No texting or nudity permitted.
- This was one of the few remaining "G ticket" attractions.
- To test the attraction taxi concept, cast members installed an Indiana Jones Adventure jeep in a Star Tours vehicle.
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