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The Hades' Taxi Toon Skid attraction, universally considered to be the finest random attraction at Disneyland
Hades' Taxi Toon Skid
October 22, 1964
Avg. queue length:
692 Disney units
The Hades' Taxi Toon Skid entrance is like an adventure through the seedy side of Toontown. The attraction taxis are made to look like Baldie the Cab, and while you drive you can skid them by fighting the stalactites.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be full of reprobates.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something that requires less experience.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from bowel, ankle, personal, tongue, back, or romantic problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment's massive queue.
- During fair weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and legs within the vehicle at most times.
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