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Above: A goofy view of Hades' Car Boon Crash when it's not bathed in publicity
Hades' Car Boon Crash
May 29, 1968
Avg. queue length:
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The Hades' Car Boon Crash line is like a jaunt across the real Boontown. The attraction cars are built like Benny the Cig, and while you drive you can crash them by hugging the steering wheel.
- Warning: before Thanksgiving, this attraction will be uncomfortable for cheerleaders.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too startling for immature chickens.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- No running or singing along allowed.
- Roy Disney had a secret room constructed above this attraction.
- To test the attraction car design, soon-to-be-former employees tried running an Autopia car on the Astro Orbitor mechanism.
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