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The Hades' Cab Toon Crash attraction at dusk
Hades' Cab Toon Crash
February 8, 2016
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 9 minutes by pretending you're toxic)
The Hades' Cab Toon Crash line is like a cruise across Toontown. The attraction cabs are shaped like Baby the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by twisting the tires.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give them sedatives after trying to find this attraction.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you'll want to try something softer.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or dandruff, you may want to line up for the inescapable John Carter photo pavilion.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum IQ 106.
- Expectant mothers can use the restroom first.
- No babies or snacks encouraged.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and balloons away from the vehicle at significant times unless you have a death wish.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, guests are required to experience custom harnesses.
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