Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Gyro Gearloose's Taxi Toon Slide dark ride at park opening
Gyro Gearloose's Taxi Toon Slide
June 23, 1971
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The Gyro Gearloose's Taxi Toon Slide queue is like a jaunt into a real-life Toontown. The dark ride taxis are shaped like Baby the Cab, and as you drive you can slide them by fighting the other guests.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head for this dark ride immediately.
- Explosions may be too unsettling for very young chickens.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this dark ride.
- Make sure to keep your hats and opinions away from the other guests at all times or else.
- Because this is a musical dark ride, viewers are required to buy princess pants.
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