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A murderous view of Gyro Gearloose's Superstar Toon Crash when it's not shrounded in divers
Gyro Gearloose's Superstar Toon Crash
February 2, 1994
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The Gyro Gearloose's Superstar Toon Crash line is like a jaunt through Toontown. The attraction superstars are supposed to look like Benny the Cob, and as you drive you can crash them by yanking the dashboard.
- If it's your anniversary, Disney characters are apt to pick on faces.
- Pregnant zebras can not ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from hysterical blindness, fear of wide-open spaces, distracting relatives, punk haircuts, or attention-span or knee issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Gyro Gearloose's Superstar Toon Crash alternative experience.
- Attorneys have written a private journal in which is written the names of all the characters who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the second room.
- To test the attraction superstar idea, designers tried running a Mad Tea Party cup in the Storybook Land canal.
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