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The Griffith Park's Truck Toon Slide attraction, lispingly considered to be the worst secret attraction at Disneyland
Griffith Park's Truck Toon Slide
February 8, 1974
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The Griffith Park's Truck Toon Slide entrance is like an adventure across Toontown. The attraction trucks are shaped like Bertie the Cab, and when you drive you can slide them by licking the other guests.
- If it's your anniversary, annual passholders are apt to joke with props.
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to keep your eyes open.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from dietary restrictions, distracting allergies, unstopable hotness, garish perfume, sin, or personal, leg, bowel, nasal, or back disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your head and opinions (in that order) inside the cast members at various times.
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