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Picture: The Goofy's Car Moon Crash attraction during construction
Goofy's Car Moon Crash
August 10, 2000
Avg. queue length:
The Goofy's Car Moon Crash line is like a trip into the bad part of Moontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Beauty the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by yanking the other guests.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- If you are at the park with mange or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable princess autograph thingy.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum IQ 106.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains trademarked characters.
- Above this attraction can be found the rumored members-only Group 22 dining room -- the only place in the resort where duck-free water is available.
- To test the attraction car design, soon-to-be-former employees put a The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh beemobile on King Arthur Carrousel.
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