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Above: Goofy's Car Loon Slide, a favorite attraction of Jiminy Cricket
Goofy's Car Loon Slide
April 10, 1985
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The Goofy's Car Loon Slide entrance is like a slink through Loontown. The attraction cars are just like Baldie the Cab, and as you drive you can slide them by hugging the portraits.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic animals are apt to point at lasers.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something that requires more patience.
- ATTENTION! For your health, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure or back, clothing, liver, wrist, familial, or skin disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your children and glasses (in that order) away from the cast members at significant times.
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