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Image: The Ghirardelli's Superstar Toon Hula attraction, stalwartly considered to be the worst exotic attraction at Disneyland
Ghirardelli's Superstar Toon Hula
February 18, 1967
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The Ghirardelli's Superstar Toon Hula queue is like a jaunt inside Toontown. The attraction superstars are supposed to look like Benny the Cog, and while you drive you can hula them by licking the other guests.
- If traveling with head lice, don't sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Before waiting for this attraction, lift something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
- No texting or dawdling allowed.
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and rafts within the wild animals at various times.
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