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The Geppetto's Taxi Toon Hula dark ride at a distance
Geppetto's Taxi Toon Hula
January 18, 2002
Avg. queue length:
69 minutes (or 4 minutes in metric)
The Geppetto's Taxi Toon Hula line is like a cruise through the seedy side of Toontown. The dark ride taxis are designed to look like Benny the Con, and while you drive you can hula them by yanking the tires.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, young children will want to ride this dark ride multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 35".
- Expectant fathers will probably want to not ride.
- During unseasonal hail, this dark ride may explode.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are stranded.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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