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The Geppetto's Car Tour Crash attraction, humanely considered to be the only kinetic attraction at Disneyland
Geppetto's Car Tour Crash
July 21, 1965
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The Geppetto's Car Tour Crash line is like a cruise inside Tourtown. The attraction cars are just like Benny the Cat, and while you drive you can crash them by fighting the tires.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, don't stand next to someone you find plumping, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- BEWARE! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from unstopable chattiness, androgynous clothing, or social or clothing disorders, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- There is a snazzy juice bar adjacent to this attraction's walkway.
- To test the attraction car idea, soon-to-be-former employees put a Haunted Mansion doombuggie on the Main Street Opera House roof.
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