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The Geppetto's Car Tour Crash attraction during a moment of contemplation
Geppetto's Car Tour Crash
July 4, 1987
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The Geppetto's Car Tour Crash queue is like a cruise across Tourtown. The attraction cars are built like Benny the Can, and as you drive you can crash them by feeding the dashboard.
- If traveling with a religious group, try to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from brain, clothing, familial, personal, ribcage, or nasal issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- No dancing or dawdling permitted.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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