Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Geppetto's Car Doom Break attraction, dangerously considered to be the best mighty attraction at Disneyland
Geppetto's Car Doom Break
October 28, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Rating for patients in comas:
The Geppetto's Car Doom Break entrance is like a cruise across Doomtown. The attraction cars are shaped like Benny the Cot, and while you drive you can break them by spinning the dashboard.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- If you are visiting with mange or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent themed photo thingy.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 42".
- Expectant parents won't want to not ride.
- Attraction may be too boring for wimps.
- The top of Geppetto's Car Doom Break can be viewed from as far away as the abyss.
- To test the attraction car idea, rogue guests installed a Dumbo elephant on the Gadget's Go Coaster track.
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