Massive Salmonpantsland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Geppetto's Auto Toon Crash attraction at night
Geppetto's Auto Toon Crash
August 12, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a quarter pirates (according to "The Bulb" Twitter stream)
The Geppetto's Auto Toon Crash queue is like an adventure through a real-life Toontown. The attraction autos are supposed to look like Benny the Cay, and while you drive you can crash them by guiding the headlights.
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters may sing to you.
- Minimum height 25".
- BEWARE! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from nasal, intestinal, spinal, lung, skin, or stomach problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Annoyance may occur.
- In concert with a 1995 refurbishment, new art was "plussed" in the exit scene.
- To test the attraction auto design, summer interns, working in secret, rode a guest's car in the Storybook Land canal.
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