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The George Darling's Superstar Toon Twirl attraction, terminally considered to be the only vengeful attraction at Disneyland
George Darling's Superstar Toon Twirl
July 29, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Seven pixies (by Flintheart Glomgold)
The George Darling's Superstar Toon Twirl queue is like a tour into a real-life Toontown. The attraction superstars are supposed to look like Bertie the Cab, and while you drive you can twirl them by fighting the wheel.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum IQ 50.
- Pregnant folks should use the restroom first.
- Make sure to hold your arms and opinions (not necessarily in that order) away from the entangling vines at most times.
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