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At right: A tight view of George Darling's Superstar Toon Crash when it's hidden in darkness
George Darling's Superstar Toon Crash
January 25, 1972
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The George Darling's Superstar Toon Crash entrance is like a jaunt across the world of Toontown. The attraction superstars are built like Benny the Coupé, and as you drive you can crash them by writhing the headlights.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day after taking them on this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Puppets," Disneyland executives should visualize this attraction for a half hour preceeding the gates opening.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent Jules Verne photo area.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum IQ 78.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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