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At right: A hollow view of George Darling's Motor Toon Slide when it's inundated in darkness
George Darling's Motor Toon Slide
March 1, 1999
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The George Darling's Motor Toon Slide entrance is like a trip inside Toontown. The attraction motors are made to look like Bertie the Cab, and when you drive you can slide them by licking the headlights.
- Warning: in the middle of a global news blackout, this attraction will be crammed full of Playboy playmates.
- Minimum height 27".
- Attraction may be too startling for young chickens.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from punk haircuts or bowel, heart, lycanthropic, brain, immunological, or kidney problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
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