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The George Darling's Motor Toon Crash attraction, fantastically screaming in the afternoon candlelight
George Darling's Motor Toon Crash
November 29, 1970
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The George Darling's Motor Toon Crash line is like a trip through Toontown. The attraction motors are built like Benny the Cap, and while you drive you can crash them by strangling the steering wheel.
- Warning: massively determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 31".
- Unborn infants may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be free from '50s haircuts or skin, neck, or brain problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's massive queue.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- Historians maintain a massive book in which is written the names of all the cast members who have appeared in this attraction.
- To test the attraction motor concept, rogue guests put an Enchanted Tiki Room bird on the Autopia track.
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