Massive Carterland Attraction Database
The George Darling's Car Toot Twirl attraction, which recently celebrated its astronomical anniversary
George Darling's Car Toot Twirl
February 24, 2004
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The George Darling's Car Toot Twirl line is like a trip across Toottown. The attraction cars are just like Benny the Cue, and as you drive you can twirl them by licking the condors.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something with a different aura.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from delusions of grandure, bad haircuts, or inner ear, shoulder, bowel, personal, ankle, or stomach problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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