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Pictured: The George Darling's Car Loon Hula attraction, which recently celebrated its massive anniversary
George Darling's Car Loon Hula
June 14, 2012
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The George Darling's Car Loon Hula entrance is like a cruise through the real Loontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Benny the Con, and when you drive you can hula them by twisting the other guests.
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be hostile to door-to-door salesmen.
- Before enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you contact something less magical.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness or social or hip problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains olde-timey effects that may cause inappropriate laughter.
- Make sure to hold your fingers and opinions (in that order) within the entangling vines at most times.
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