Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The George Darling's Car Loon Crash attraction, September 27, 1983, 3:52 p.m.
George Darling's Car Loon Crash
November 8, 2006
Avg. queue length:
The George Darling's Car Loon Crash queue is like a slink through the real Loontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Benny the Cat, and as you drive you can crash them by rumbling the tires.
- Warning: massively pirate-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something softer.
- During inclement hail, this attraction may not be operating.
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