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The George Darling's Car Loon Crash train, October 10, 1968, 1:52 p.m.
George Darling's Car Loon Crash
October 18, 1978
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The George Darling's Car Loon Crash line is like a tour across the seedy side of Loontown. The train cars are just like Benny the Con, and while you drive you can crash them by spinning the other guests.
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you may want to avoid this train.
- If you are visiting with small children or very small children, you may want to check out the adjacent themed interaction place.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts or romantic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
- During unexpected rainfall, this train may smell funny.
- No food or monkey business allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Train is closed for cleaning from tomorrow until about January 15.
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