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The George Darling's Car Loon Crash attraction, terminally Googling in the evening sunlight
George Darling's Car Loon Crash
November 9, 2007
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 36 minutes by horse)
The George Darling's Car Loon Crash line is like a skulk into Loontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Benny the Cow, and while you drive you can crash them by stretching the other guests.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before taking them on this attraction.
- Minimum height 24".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from goth clothing or skin, immunological, social, inner ear, or stomach issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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