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The Fritz's Taxi Toon Slide attraction during a moment of contemplation
Fritz's Taxi Toon Slide
May 6, 1984
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The Fritz's Taxi Toon Slide line is like a trip through Toontown. The attraction taxis are designed to look like Benny the Cob, and when you drive you can slide them by licking the dashboard.
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for pin traders.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of high speed, fluctuating blood pressure, goth clothing, or attention-span, romantic, leg, skin, or bowel complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this unique journey.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
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