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The Fritz's Taxi Toon Slide attraction at first light
Fritz's Taxi Toon Slide
November 17, 1981
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The Fritz's Taxi Toon Slide queue is like a walking tour inside the bad part of Toontown. The attraction taxis are shaped like Benny the Cot, and while you drive you can slide them by hugging the steering wheel.
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of prison inmates.
- After enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to look for something longer.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from hiccoughs, philosophical restrictions, or clothing, stomach, familial, lung, or nasal issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Bumping may occur.
- No talking or churros allowed.
- Some cast members believe that this attraction is possessed by the moaning ghost of a former orange tree.
- To test the attraction taxi concept, rogue guests installed a King Arthur Carrousel horse on the Space Mountain track.
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