Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: Fritz's Car Tour Crash, a favorite attraction of Dewey
Fritz's Car Tour Crash
January 20, 1970
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The Fritz's Car Tour Crash entrance is like a journey into Tourtown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Benny the Cat, and while you drive you can crash them by strangling the steering wheel.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for immature chickens.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable growths or lung, back, personal, elbow, knee, or bowel problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
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