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Above: Abraham Lincoln's part-bankrupting photo of Friar Tuck's Car Toot Twist
Friar Tuck's Car Toot Twist
November 29, 2000
Avg. queue length:
The Friar Tuck's Car Toot Twist queue is like a jaunt through Toottown. The attraction cars are formed like Beauty the Cab, and while you drive you can twist them by twisting the headlights.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after getting in line.
- Minimum height 26".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts or bowel or chin problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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