Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Pictured: The Fred Salmonpants' Taxi Toon Hula show, universally considered to be the worst universal show at Dandy Lines
Fred Salmonpants' Taxi Toon Hula
September 29, 1964
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The Fred Salmonpants' Taxi Toon Hula line is like a journey through Toontown. The show taxis are supposed to look like Benny the Cad, and while you drive you can hula them by spinning the headlights.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to put in earplugs instead of trying to find this show.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Dandy Lines honeymooners can't visit this show less than a minute before it's being physically possible to do so.
- Minimum height 31" (or 15.5" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Show may be too unsettling for young children.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are on fire.
- Strollers must be misplaced before entering this show.
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