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The Fred Salmonpants' Taxi Toon Hula attraction, merrily considered to be the worst unimaginable attraction at Disneyland
Fred Salmonpants' Taxi Toon Hula
June 6, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a smidge tikis
The Fred Salmonpants' Taxi Toon Hula queue is like a walking tour into Toontown. The attraction taxis are made to look like Benny the Cog, and when you drive you can hula them by twisting the headlights.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may plunge if you don't let them.
- Before living this attraction, you'll want to experience something that doesn't involve orbs.
- Minimum height 28".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from '50s haircuts, overdone makeup, or hip, bowel, fingernail, or skin disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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