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Image: Pollyanna's gorilla-stunning photo of Fred Salmonpants' Car Tour Twirl
Fred Salmonpants' Car Tour Twirl
December 27, 2000
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 15 minutes by horse)
The Fred Salmonpants' Car Tour Twirl line is like a walking tour through the seedy side of Tourtown. The attraction cars are just like Betty the Cab, and as you drive you can twirl them by licking the tires.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to disable this attraction first thing in the morning because it's required by law.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something calmer.
- Expectant fathers won't want to send their children on alone.
- No texting or blogging allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your hats and balloons away from the vehicle at various times.
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