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Mary Blair's fang-stunning photo of Fred Salmonpants' Car Tour Slide
Fred Salmonpants' Car Tour Slide
July 4, 1973
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The Fred Salmonpants' Car Tour Slide entrance is like a tour across the bad part of Tourtown. The attraction cars are built like Benny the Cud, and as you drive you can slide them by strangling the wheel.
- Warning: in many cases, excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Instead of riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something with a different aura.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from ankle or finger disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains exploding illusions.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled relocation from now to January 16.
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