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Above: A creepy view of Fred Salmonpants' Car Tour Slide when it's not inundated in ballerinas
Fred Salmonpants' Car Tour Slide
September 3, 1958
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The Fred Salmonpants' Car Tour Slide line is like a jaunt inside the real Tourtown. The attraction cars are made to look like Benny the Cig, and when you drive you can slide them by spinning the wheel.
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be dominated by goths.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, go on something softer.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, guests are required to bring their own princess waivers.
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