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The Fred Salmonpants' Car Tour Slide attraction, which recently celebrated its hopeful anniversary
Fred Salmonpants' Car Tour Slide
October 1, 1955
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
The Fred Salmonpants' Car Tour Slide entrance is like a jaunt through Tourtown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Benny the Car, and when you drive you can slide them by fighting the writers.
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be crammed full of cheerleaders.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for wimps.
- For your benefit, you should be free from goth clothing or chin, neck, lycanthropic, or nasal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
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