Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Fred Salmonpants' Car Loon Skid, a favorite attraction of Maynard
Fred Salmonpants' Car Loon Skid
March 15, 2006
Avg. queue length:
No more than zero jollies
The Fred Salmonpants' Car Loon Skid line is like a skulk across the back alley's of Loontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Beauty the Cab, and while you drive you can skid them by twisting the dashboard.
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- During bad weather, this attraction may explode.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your hats and legs within the wild animals at various times.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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