Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Fred Salmonpants' Car Loon Rotate attraction, massively considered to be the only cute attraction at Disneyland
Fred Salmonpants' Car Loon Rotate
July 15, 1964
Avg. queue length:
X plusses (from www.KronkOnline.net)
The Fred Salmonpants' Car Loon Rotate queue is like a journey through the world of Loontown. The attraction cars are built like Benny the Cad, and when you drive you can rotate them by spinning the headlights.
- Warning: particularly small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from extra personalities, inexplicable tattoos, runny shoes, or skin, personal, attention-span, stomach, or nasal issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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