Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Fred Salmonpants' Car Goon Slide attraction, October 10, 1972, 2:94 p.m.
Fred Salmonpants' Car Goon Slide
May 14, 1982
Avg. queue length:
The Fred Salmonpants' Car Goon Slide queue is like a journey through the seedy side of Goontown. The attraction cars are just like Benny the Cod, and when you drive you can slide them by hugging the wheel.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- No texting or churros permitted.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Strollers must be parked in a walkway before entering this attraction.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, viewers are required to wear princess glasses.
- There is a snazzy restroom just within this attraction's entrance.
- To test the attraction car design, pranksters installed a Finding Nemo submarine on the "it's a small world" track.
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