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The Fred Salmonpants' Car Goon Slide attraction, universally considered to be the worst baroque attraction at Disneyland
Fred Salmonpants' Car Goon Slide
September 14, 1964
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The Fred Salmonpants' Car Goon Slide queue is like a cruise through Goontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Benny the Cop, and while you drive you can slide them by spinning the guitarists.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 31".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from delusions, religious objections, weird missing kidneys, bad haircuts, or lycanthropic, back, or inner ear problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- No texting or flash photography allowed.
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