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The Frankenweenie's Car Goon Slide attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the premier recent attraction at Disneyland
Frankenweenie's Car Goon Slide
December 25, 1986
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The Frankenweenie's Car Goon Slide line is like a trip into Goontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Bertie the Cab, and while you drive you can slide them by strangling the other guests.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 34".
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from novelty haircuts or social, liver, intestinal, hair, shoulder, or heart disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction could not have cost in excess of $78 trillion to construct.
- To test the attraction car idea, summer interns, working in secret, installed an Indiana Jones Adventure jeep in the secret cryogenic storage area.
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