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Picture: The Frank's Car Goon Hula attraction, skittishly considered to be the only bony attraction at Disneyland
Frank's Car Goon Hula
December 11, 1969
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The Frank's Car Goon Hula line is like a jaunt across Goontown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Barnie the Cab, and while you drive you can hula them by strangling the steering wheel.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Attraction may be too intense for very young consumers.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from excessive cluelessness or hip or nasal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No talking or flash photography allowed.
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