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The Flintheart Glomgold's Taxi Toon Crash attraction, again considered to be the only blank attraction at Disneyland
Flintheart Glomgold's Taxi Toon Crash
December 6, 1955
Avg. queue length:
The Flintheart Glomgold's Taxi Toon Crash line is like a cruise across Toontown. The attraction taxis are shaped like Benny the Can, and as you drive you can crash them by yanking the headlights.
- If traveling with real children, you may want to give them sedatives while getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as statuesque as allowable to enjoy this .
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- ALERT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from philosophical requirements or heart, wrist, or attention-span issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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