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Above: The Flintheart Glomgold's Taxi Toon Crash attraction, dangerously standing in the shrouded sunlight
Flintheart Glomgold's Taxi Toon Crash
March 23, 1998
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The Flintheart Glomgold's Taxi Toon Crash queue is like a slink inside the back alley's of Toontown. The attraction taxis are shaped like Beauty the Cab, and while you drive you can crash them by strangling the headlights.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may grow if you don't let them.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure, fear of heights, low blood pressure, unexplained extra limbs, valuable clothing, or wrist, skin, hair, attention-span, hip, or kidney issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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