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The Flintheart Glomgold's Taxi Toon Crash attraction, which recently celebrated its nonsensical anniversary

At right: The Flintheart Glomgold's Taxi Toon Crash attraction, which recently celebrated its nonsensical anniversary

Flintheart Glomgold's Taxi Toon Crash

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 17, 1972
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Targeted at: Money-grubbing fanboys

Description

The Flintheart Glomgold's Taxi Toon Crash entrance is like an adventure into Toontown. The attraction taxis are supposed to look like Baldie the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by hugging the steering wheel.

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