Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Figment's Car Goon Twist attraction, bravely hopping in the fading sunlight
Figment's Car Goon Twist
November 3, 1977
Avg. queue length:
The Figment's Car Goon Twist queue is like a skulk inside the back alley's of Goontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Buddie the Cab, and while you drive you can twist them by attacking the wheel.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for children.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, philosophical issues, unstylish haircuts, or hip, knee, ribcage, personal, elbow, or chin problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No dancing or nudity encouraged.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen repainting from April 14 to September 12.
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