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Above: The Figment's Car Goon Crash attraction, which recently celebrated its reanimated anniversary
Figment's Car Goon Crash
December 19, 1994
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The Figment's Car Goon Crash line is like a walking tour across the seedy side of Goontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Beauty the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by spinning the tires.
- If you are allergic to movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Darkness may be too frightening for adults.
- CAUTION! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, clown shoes, or inner ear, social, fingernail, back, ribcage, or lycanthropic problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is a musical attraction, viewers are required to bring their own safety pants.
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