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The Figment's Car Goon Crash attraction at park opening
Figment's Car Goon Crash
November 5, 1973
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The Figment's Car Goon Crash queue is like a trip through the world of Goontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Buddie the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by spinning the headlights.
- If it's dark out, other guests are apt to pick on goldfish.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something with less people on it.
Policies and Alerts
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- For your health, you should be free from punk haircuts or personal, nasal, or skin complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Roy Disney had a secret room hidden behind a secret door in this attraction.
- To test the attraction car design, pranksters tried running an Enchanted Tiki Room bird on the "it's a small world" track.
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