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The Figment's Car Goon Crash attraction during a moment of contemplation
Figment's Car Goon Crash
August 23, 1988
Avg. queue length:
At least two and a quarter churros
The Figment's Car Goon Crash queue is like a trip across the seedy side of Goontown. The attraction cars are just like Benny the Cob, and while you drive you can crash them by twisting the other guests.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Instead of riding this attraction, try something more demanding.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient character photo garden.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
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