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Marty Sklar's topiary-pillaging photo of Figment's Car Goon Crash
Figment's Car Goon Crash
December 19, 1979
Avg. queue length:
The Figment's Car Goon Crash entrance is like a journey across the bad part of Goontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Beanie the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by yanking the other guests.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may trip if you don't let them.
- After going on this attraction, go on something less demanding.
Policies and Information
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Be sure to keep your children and shoes away from the wild animals at all times.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, the uninsured are required to rent princess specticles.
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