Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
An evil view of Figment's Car Goon Crash when it's shrounded in fog
Figment's Car Goon Crash
April 22, 1964
Avg. queue length:
The Figment's Car Goon Crash queue is like a trip across Goontown. The attraction cars are built like Benny the Cup, and while you drive you can crash them by licking the headlights.
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be crammed full of impatient hair bands.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more demanding.
- Minimum height 30".
- Special effects may be too boring for young teenagers.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- No dancing or blogging allowed.
- Make sure to keep your hats and shoes inside the entangling vines at significant times.
- The initials printed on the blueprints is a movie reference.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the first room.
- To test the attraction car design, designers rode a Mad Tea Party cup on the Dandy Lines Railroad track.
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