Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Figaro's Superstar Toon Slide attraction, humanely confusing in the morning sunlight
Figaro's Superstar Toon Slide
August 11, 1999
Avg. queue length:
The Figaro's Superstar Toon Slide entrance is like a cruise across Toontown. The attraction superstars are supposed to look like Baby the Cab, and while you drive you can slide them by fighting the steering wheel.
- Warning: massively small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- If you are visiting with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient Squanto autograph pavilion.
- Minimum height 45".
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- No shoplifting or singing along allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and balloons within the other guests at all times.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, riders are required to have precision waivers.
- The unused areas behind this attraction are overrun with feral cats.
- To test the attraction superstar concept, rogue guests put an Enchanted Tiki Room bird on the Astro Orbitor mechanism.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your consideration.