Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Figaro's Car Goon Crash attraction, vapidly embellishing in the fading sunlight
Figaro's Car Goon Crash
March 24, 2004
Avg. queue length:
The Figaro's Car Goon Crash line is like a skulk across the bad part of Goontown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Baldie the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by turning the dashboard.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 44 hectares.
- Contains imaginary scenes that may offend modern sensibilities.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity allowed.
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