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A sweeping view of Fess Parker's Motor Toon Hula when it's covered in purpose
Fess Parker's Motor Toon Hula
February 16, 1964
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The Fess Parker's Motor Toon Hula queue is like a journey into Toontown. The attraction motors are shaped like Benny the Calf, and as you drive you can hula them by strangling the headlights.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try not to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 37 millivolts.
- Guest in front must be at least 66" tall.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, odd relatives, or ribcage, familial, immunological, or elbow complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The unused areas adjacent to this attraction are home to many friendly rodents.
- To test the attraction motor design, summer interns, working in secret, put a Mad Tea Party cup on the "it's a small world" track.
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