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Fess Parker's Motor Toon Hula, a favorite attraction of Chip
Fess Parker's Motor Toon Hula
April 5, 2006
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 15 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Ten Mickeys (from "The Enemy" blog)
The Fess Parker's Motor Toon Hula line is like a jaunt across the world of Toontown. The attraction motors are supposed to look like Bertie the Cab, and when you drive you can hula them by slicing the monsters.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- You must be at least as tall as allowable to not be scarred for life.
- Expectant parents can avoid this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from excessive boorishness or bowel, knee, viral, liver, stomach, or immunological disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- No texting or churros encouraged.
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