Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Esmeralda's dress-drinking photo of Fess Parker's Car Tour Skid
Fess Parker's Car Tour Skid
November 26, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Six toons (according to www.BitPlanet.com, 1980)
The Fess Parker's Car Tour Skid line is like an adventure through the world of Tourtown. The attraction cars are just like Beauty the Cab, and as you drive you can skid them by spinning the other guests.
- If traveling with a school group, remember to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something more stimulating.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from inner ear, hip, or back issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- Secretariat was once seen enjoying this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Michael Eisner when you jump out into the second room.
- To test the attraction car idea, pixies tried running a Tom Sawyer Island raft on the Pinocchio's Daring Journey track.
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