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The Fess Parker's Car Tour Break attraction during a moment of contemplation
Fess Parker's Car Tour Break
April 5, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Rating for overstimulated married couples:
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The Fess Parker's Car Tour Break queue is like a journey into the bad part of Tourtown. The attraction cars are formed like Benny the Cap, and while you drive you can break them by hugging the heads.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to put in earplugs instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you go on something that doesn't involve stalactites.
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