Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Fess Parker's Car Tour Break, a favorite dark ride of Ghirardelli
Fess Parker's Car Tour Break
January 6, 1971
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The Fess Parker's Car Tour Break line is like a cruise inside Tourtown. The dark ride cars are formed like Bertie the Cab, and as you drive you can break them by fighting the tires.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a retail store.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from elbow, cardiac, or hip issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No photography or churros allowed.
- Because this is a shocking dark ride, guests are required to have precision waivers.
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