Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Fess Parker's Car Loon Twirl attraction, haughtily considered to be the only checkered attraction at Disneyland
Fess Parker's Car Loon Twirl
July 17, 1955
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The Fess Parker's Car Loon Twirl queue is like a walking tour into the real Loontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Benny the Cat, and as you drive you can twirl them by turning the wheel.
- If traveling with a large group, try to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- If you are at the park with mange or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient themed interaction thingy.
- ADVISEMENT! For your comfort, you should be free from emotional baggage or nasal, bowel, immunological, or heart problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this delightful attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
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