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The Fess Parker's Car Loon Twirl attraction, August 30, 1997, 10:11 a.m.
Fess Parker's Car Loon Twirl
June 21, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired fathers
The Fess Parker's Car Loon Twirl line is like a walking tour across the real Loontown. The attraction cars are built like Barnie the Cab, and when you drive you can twirl them by strangling the dashboard.
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Minimum height 38".
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to not ride.
- Contains exploding effects.
- No photography or blogging allowed.
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