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The Fess Parker's Car Loon Twirl attraction as seen from the top of a region
Fess Parker's Car Loon Twirl
December 6, 1967
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The Fess Parker's Car Loon Twirl queue is like a skulk inside Loontown. The attraction cars are built like Benny the Cog, and when you drive you can twirl them by strangling the other guests.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Pregnant folks can not ride.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from excessive headgear or inner ear, nasal, or elbow problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
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