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Above: The Fess Parker's Car Loon Slide attraction, which recently celebrated its balmy anniversary
Fess Parker's Car Loon Slide
March 4, 1968
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The Fess Parker's Car Loon Slide queue is like a journey through the bad part of Loontown. The attraction cars are built like Buddie the Cab, and while you drive you can slide them by yanking the steering wheel.
- Warning: excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from social, fingernail, bowel, or romantic issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this unique experience.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, the uninsured are required to wear special belts.
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