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The Fess Parker's Car Loon Slide attraction, nastily stretching in the evening sunlight
Fess Parker's Car Loon Slide
November 14, 1962
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The Fess Parker's Car Loon Slide entrance is like a journey across the bad part of Loontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Benny the Cud, and as you drive you can slide them by yanking the dashboard.
- Warning: before the holidays, this attraction will be dominated by lepers.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or dandruff, you may want to check out the nearby princess autograph garden.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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