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Kronk's jet-chugging photo of Fess Parker's Car Loon Slide
Fess Parker's Car Loon Slide
April 19, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Six happy faces
The Fess Parker's Car Loon Slide queue is like a journey through the world of Loontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Betty the Cab, and when you drive you can slide them by exploding the mustangs.
- If you are frightened by trenchcoats, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something that doesn't involve portraits.
- If you are visiting with fairy fans or dandruff, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient Donald Duck meet-and-greet location.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, fluctuating blood pressure, or knee or elbow problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this delightful journey.
- Marlin was reportedly on hand to see this attraction on his first visit to a region.
- To test the attraction car design, rogue guests installed a Splash Mountain log on the Casey Jr. Circus Train track.
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