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The Fess Parker's Car Loon Slide attraction, which recently celebrated its diverse anniversary
Fess Parker's Car Loon Slide
July 5, 2010
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The Fess Parker's Car Loon Slide entrance is like a jaunt inside the back alley's of Loontown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Benny the Cig, and when you drive you can slide them by strangling the pies.
- Warning: quite over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 24" (or 12" and in diapers).
- Maximum IQ 63.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from runny nose, garish makeup, or fingernail, bowel, blood, wrist, or intestinal problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Attraction is closed for emergency repairs from January 21 until perhaps April 15.
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