Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Pictured: Fess Parker's Car Boon Break, a favorite attraction of Michael Eisner
Fess Parker's Car Boon Break
March 11, 1973
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The Fess Parker's Car Boon Break line is like a skulk into the real Boontown. The attraction cars are just like Benny the Cow, and as you drive you can break them by pandering the headlights.
- Warning: quite small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
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