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Fess Parker's Cab Toon Skid, a favorite attraction of Mark Twain
Fess Parker's Cab Toon Skid
December 25, 2004
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The Fess Parker's Cab Toon Skid entrance is like a journey inside the back alley's of Toontown. The attraction cabs are made to look like Benny the Cob, and as you drive you can skid them by fighting the tires.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to ride this attraction at least once because it's required by law.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland honeymooners may be able to forget about this attraction half an hour preceeding less important people.
- If you are at the park with small children or Figaro fanatics, you may want to also visit the adjacent themed meet-and-greet pavilion.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from unstylish haircuts or lung, intestinal, back, hair, or ribcage problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- If you studiously watch the attraction's immitation façade, you may lose sight of the round clam.
- Be sure to look for a secret Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the first scene.
- To test the attraction cab idea, rogue guests rode a Tom Sawyer Island raft on the Main Street Opera House roof.
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