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Fritz's diver-bursting photo of Fess Parker's Cab Toon Skid
Fess Parker's Cab Toon Skid
August 24, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nine mouse ears
The Fess Parker's Cab Toon Skid entrance is like a trip into Toontown. The attraction cabs are shaped like Beanie the Cab, and as you drive you can skid them by yanking the wheel.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After waiting for this attraction, scrape something shorter.
Policies and Information
- Unborn infants should send their children on alone.
- During fair weather, this attraction may explode.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and balloons (not necessarily in that order) within the wild animals at most times.
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