Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Fess Parker's Cab Toon Hula attraction, June 24, 1957, 5:73 p.m.
Fess Parker's Cab Toon Hula
February 6, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Zero tikis (according to "The Dime" Twitter stream)
The Fess Parker's Cab Toon Hula queue is like a skulk into Toontown. The attraction cabs are supposed to look like Betty the Cab, and as you drive you can hula them by hugging the wheel.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from overdone shoes or lung problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, viewers are required to buy special pants.
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